MAKE POLITICS BORING AGAIN Bumper Sticker
The MAKE POLITICS BORING AGAIN bumper sticker is for people who miss when politics was mostly paperwork, policy details, and long meetings—not a full-contact sport. It’s intentionally nonpartisan, intentionally calm, and intentionally unexciting.
The sticker is purple—because purple is what you get when you mix red and blue (for anyone who somehow missed that part). The point is simple: less tribalism, fewer slogans, and maybe a return to boring competence.
Perfect for cars, toolboxes, laptops, notebooks, or anywhere you’d like to quietly signal that you’re exhausted by performative politics and would prefer everyone just… relax.
This sticker is guaranteed to confuse strangers, amuse friends, and spark at least one deeply unnecessary conversation.
- Weather-resistant vinyl
- Strong adhesive
- Easily removable with minimal residue
- Approximate dimensions 8.25″ x 2.5″
- Rounded corners
- Printed in Canada
Ships in a rigid cardboard mailer as untracked oversize lettermail with Canada Post
